So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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