so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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