The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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