I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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