Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She's the barista slut.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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