So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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