Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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