I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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