Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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