Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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