Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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