If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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