He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Sext me about skeletons
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
