There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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