Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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