I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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