I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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