It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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