Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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