that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Randomize
