It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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