do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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