Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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