No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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