Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Randomize
