bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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