he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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