I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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