never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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