I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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