I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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