you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
