Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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