i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
