HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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