Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
