I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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