She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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