Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
my poor anus
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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