Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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