Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Dick very happy bro
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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