STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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