Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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