So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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