Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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