It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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