I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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