We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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