After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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