Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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