i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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