Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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