i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Randomize
